catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

purplebash:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

purplebash:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

purplebash:

See my dad just said ‘I need to shave’ and I said ‘ah so do I’

He said ‘I’m gonna go do that now.’

See he has that option, he can go into the bathroom for ten minutes and come out with a shaved face

If I intended to shave my legs I have to set aside a good 25 minutes at least, depending on if I…

Hahahahaha. Omg boo hoo baby doesn’t want to put effort into her self. I think k that’s actually laziness lol

…. Who even are you…

Yes laziness and the fact that the time spent ends up being pretty futile are all reasons why I don’t shave often

Like I put this on my own personal blog which commentates on my life and my random thoughts and it’s not here for you to mock ok I’m not making statements nor am I trying to please you

Like I’m basically just talking to myself and that’s okay like why would be against me not shaving how in the hell does that affect you

Kindly fuck off

Talking to yourself on a public forum tagged feminism. Lol

I didn’t TAG it feminism, the word “feminism” is IN the post and Tumblr automatically throws it into a pile of all other posts tagged feminism. I didn’t tag it anything. Now that that’s cleared up, kindly fuck off.

Haha so much anger

Guys seriously this girls life^ is pathetic. She uses her blog which is so insensitively named “rape and pillaging the internet” to shame women who have pride and don’t bow to men. She likes to defend her misandry claims and batter any girl who doesn’t want to follow the societal norm of conforming to men’s desires. Now she has the life choices she has and can live however she wants, we don’t care… But when she shoves her displeasing and rude comments on us and judges us for “not taking care of our stretch marks or shaving everyday” that’s when it becomes not okay.

solardrift:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

sexualremarks:

whorville:

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

"men don’t ever face sexism."

wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism

tryna get a lil makeup
  • MAC cashier: ok ma'am your total comes out to be $180.35
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

therothwoman:

the gifs sync up almost perfectly holy shit

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.